Join Us for the Ninja Total Experience Retreat!

By Stephanie Bearce

I love Nonfiction Fest. A whole month of learning from the best authors in the business. What could be better?

How about spending a whole weekend hanging out with some of those authors in person? That’s exactly what you can do if you join us for the Ninja Total Experience Retreat this May!

Every year, the Ninja team gathers for a retreat to revise projects, brainstorm new ideas, and share insider information about publishers and editors. We might also play silly games, eat chocolate-drizzled popcorn, and watch Linda Skeers do interpretive dance moves. We’re not all business all the time!

Over the years, so many people have asked if they could join our retreat. And, selfishly, we’ve always said no. After all, there’s only so much chocolate-drizzled popcorn to go around! But this year, we decided to share the fun with all of you.

We’re inviting kidlit authors—of all genres—to join us in Hiawatha, Iowa (home of the interpretive dance studio of Linda Skeers). And yes, we mean all genres. You may know us as nonfiction experts, but the truth is, we Ninjas write fiction, too—award-winning fiction!

What You Can Expect

At the retreat, you can bring up to four manuscripts for critique. You’ll meet in small groups led by a Ninja team member, receiving professional feedback to help refine your work.

But that’s just the beginning. Throughout the weekend, we’ll cover key topics to help you strengthen your craft, including:

• The dreaded query letter—how to make yours stand out (in a good way).
• Interpreting feedback from editors and agents—because sometimes it feels like a foreign language.
• Brainstorming new ideas—for when your creative well needs a refill.

And for those burning publishing questions, Storm Literary agent Lisa Amstutz (who also happens to be a Ninja) will lead an Ask-Me-Anything session, giving you the inside scoop on agents, editors, and the publishing world.

Learning, Laughter, and Yes—Prizes!

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Ninja retreat without some goofy games and equally goofy prizes. You might walk away with a year’s supply of interpretive dance lessons. Or a coveted bag of chocolate-drizzled popcorn. Either way, you’ll leave with new friends, fresh insights, and an extra boost of motivation for your writing journey.

And here’s the biggest bonus—after the retreat, all participants will have the opportunity to submit to Lisa Amstutz. She’s officially closed to submissions, but she’s making an exception for retreat attendees. That alone is worth the price of admission!

Affordable Pricing

We’ve worked hard to keep the retreat affordable because we want as many of you as possible to join us. Every registration option includes all programming and meals:

• Option 1 – A shared room for $350 per person. Bring a writing buddy or make a new best friend!
• Option 2 – A private room for $550 per person.
• Option 3 – Stay off-site but enjoy meals and programming for $275.

That’s a deal that can’t be beat!

 

Ready to Join Us?

So what are you waiting for?

Still need more details? Check out all the nitty-gritty at Ninja Retreat.

We hope to see you in May! But if you can’t make it, stay tuned to our blog. We’ll be sharing more great content throughout the year, and of course, we’ll see you next February for Nonfiction Fest 2026!